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July 25, 2012



A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to go to the Olmpics, but they
don't have tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
" McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus." And in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
" Waddington-Smith, England, " he says, "Pole vault." And in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland." he says, "Fencing."

Drolling over the fabric-especially the red poppies!


my favourite joke is so dumb it's funny only when you're super tired...
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
A. because he was dead
Morbid, yes, but makes me laugh every time. A snort kinda laugh.
Happy birthday... Love Love Love your new fabric.
Thanks for the chance to win.


Oh my goodness Laura - you've done it again! What a stunning line - I LOVE it!!

Here's my latest favorite joke -

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalepeno business!


What a great fabric line, I can't wait! :D

This is my favorite bad joke, my boyfriend and I make references to it all the time.

One day a polar bear was driving around, and his car broke down. He took it to a mechanic, and the mechanic said it would be a bit. Since it was a warm day, the polar bear decided to get some ice cream.
Well, polar bears don't have opposable thumbs, so the polar bear got ice cream all over his face. When he was done, he went to check up on his car.
When he asked the mechanic what was wrong with his car, the mechanic said, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no!" he replied. "It's just ice cream!"


Jennie P.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Ha! Oh and Happy birthday!!!!


from one of my students who loves dumb jokes...

how did the rubber band factory worker respond to getting fired?

Oh snap.


LOVE the new fabric! Happy Birthday, Laura. I hope you have a wonderful day.
This is an old one, but I like it:
So they're standing in the sewing room and the woman says to her husband, "Gee, I must have at least $100 worth of fabric in here." :)


From my boys: what's brown and sticky? A stick
Happy birthday!


Congrats on the new line, and happy birthday! My boys are very into jokes lately. Here's a current favorite: knock knock. who's there? BOO! Boo who? don't cry, it's just a joke!

Heather Anderson

Happy Birthday! Your fabric is fabulous! How exciting!

Q: Where does a polar bear keep all his money?
A: In a snow bank!

Gabriela Castillo

What a gorgeous line! Just my style! Here is one short and sweet pun intended ;)

When is a door sweet and tasty??
When its jammed!

Marsha Booth

Happy Birthday,
My kids favorite joke.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Love the fabric!!!

Kay Porczak

WOW Laura!! You've done it again. I just know these fabrics are going to fly out of our fabric store. It's gonna' be hard to wait for their availability.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Happy Birthday!


Beautiful Fabric Laura!

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?


Happy Birthday :))

Carrie Gunn

Yay for having no kids in diapers! Your fabric looks fantastic as ever. :) Here's a joke I heard that took me a moment to process:

A baby seal walks into a club...


Found your site and LOVE your collections - so much so that I don't know which is my favorite! But here's a favorite joke of mine - enjoy.
"A husband comes home and sees his wife painting, but she's wearing her raincoat and her winter coat. He asks why she has her coats on? She replies "I read the can and it said - for best results put on two coats". hahahaha


here's one: why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Thanks, and beautiful beautiful fabrics!

Dede Bruington

How do you catch a unique bird?

You 'neek up on it ;)

How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way

Happy Birthday Laura <3


Happy Birthday!
An English man,a Scotsman and an Irish man were stranded on an desert island. One day they found a magic lamp, they rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. The English man said "I wish I was in London" and he was whisked away. The Scotsman said "I wish I was in Glasgow" and he was whisked away. The Irish man said " I'm lonely, I wish my friends were here with me"
Have a great day!


No jokes to contribute, just a recommendation for your winner. That jalapeno pepper one made me laugh out loud.

Debra Williams

Ok, this one's a little long, but I think its funny.

After riding the range for days on end a rope goes into town for a beer. He slinks into the first bar he see, slithers onto the bar stool and says "barkeep, a beer!" The bartender looks at him and says "no way, you're a rope and we don't serve ropes in here!" then he picks up the rope and throws him out of the bar. This goes on time and again every time he goes into a bar. Well, the rope is totally frustrated, after all, he just wants a beer. So, pratically in a rage, he ties himself in knots, fuzzies his ends and clumps into the last bar in town. He flings himself up onto the barstool and says, "Barkeep, a beer!". Now the bartender is suspicious and looks at him with narrowed eyes - "say, aren't you a rope?" And the rope replies "sorry, frayed knot." LOL Sorry, but I just LOVE this one.

I hope you have a WONDERFUL birthday!

Marie Chambers

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

The new line is gorgeous!

Amy L

Loving the new line! Beautiful and exciting. Congrats and enjoy your birthday!

A guy goes to the gym and approaches a personal trainer for help. "I'm looking for a machine that will make me very attractive with the young ladies." The trainer takes a look at the man and pauses, "I've got the perfect machine. Sir, you're looking for the ATM."

Andee in AZ

One of my favorite Deaf jokes: A young Deaf couple is taking a road trip. As the night wears on, they both start falling asleep as they are driving. Suddenly, the woman notices a motel ahead. The couple decide to stay the night at the motel, a little string of buildings where the rooms look all the same. Just as they are getting ready for bed, the woman starts feeling terrible. She has a really upset stomach, and she can’t get to sleep. “There’s a 7-11 across the way.” The man tells her. “I’ll run really quick and buy you some antacid.” When he gets back to the motel, the man realizes that he has no idea which room his wife is sleeping in. What does he do? He gets back into his car and starts honking the horn like crazy. All the lights in the motel go on, except for one room. He opens the door and hands his wife the medicine, as the hearing people outside all get really cranky.

chaussures converse

Li vin tounen antre nan machin li, li kòmanse honking kòn lan tankou fou. Tout limyè yo nan motèl la ale sou yo, eksepte pou yon sèl chanm. Li louvri pòt la ak men madanm li medikaman an, jan moun yo tande deyò tout jwenn vrèman farfelu. Ye pou ki pa gen timoun nan kouchèt! Twal ou sanble kokenn kòm tout tan. :)

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