
This only confirms what I already knew. Kids are trouble makers. Here's Lily moments before Zoo Security came and yelled at us. How nice to learn I'm not the only one. We have laughed so much over the past week, reading your stories. Your children, nephews, nieces, mother's, etc have been quoted many times in the Gunn house. Here are some of our most beloved quotes:
"That lady [The "round" one at the check out counter] ate ALL her dinner!"
[Upon seeing a photo of mom pregnant with sister]: "Momma? Did you eat Maisey?"
"Mommy, when our baby comes can she be all black and shiny like that?”
“It [her new baby cousin] might be alright when they fix it. Your baby has an ugly squished face and a flat nose”
[In response to sounds in the next stall]: "OH!"...."Yeahhhh!!!!" …"Uh, she pooped!" …. "Good girl!"
I could go on and on. Thanks you for sending some laughs our way. It's been a hard choice, but the line that has been quoted most in our house is.........(suspense building)...........(suspense becoming unbearable).......... "Did you know you only have one leg?" Oh bless those children. I'm still giggling over this one. Here's Haley's complete story:
While babysitting my cousin I took him to a water park. He was 6 at the time and loved to swim, we are waiting in line to go down a big slide when a man walks up who is missing a leg. My cousin noticing this, asks the man, "Did you know you only have one leg?" The man being very kind looks down and says jokingly, "maybe I lost it on the last ride." Cousin- "No I think you are hiding it" proceeds to get on the ground and look up INTO the mans swimming shorts and loudly proclaims, " See I found it, it's just a lot smaller than you're other leg, but I think it might be broken!"
I wish I had something to reward each of you for your moments of humiliation. (Though I must confess I have always secretly loved such moments. They make such great stories later.)